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hi my name is margo and i work at the charred meats stand. (it travels but it is tradition for us to set up work outside of the remains of costco or sometimes happy foods stores) i guess there are a few things you shoudl know abuaotu me:

1. please refrain from jabbing my single, giant eye. it just fused LAST WEEKEND and i swear to god i will throw a fit if anyone decides to single me out because of my crazy deformities. i would be less upset if you just tugged at my grotesque floppy ears, okay.

2. i soemthmes have trouble typeing becasue of aformeitntoned single eye. please refrain from yammerphging on about m y terrible typeing because i get very upset looking at all the words onscreen that are mystyped and i have no depth percept ion please me nice. i usd to be able to type like 150 wpm when i had my office job and before i became a hidoiua mutant, somet;iea; it gets hard;k to type bcause i am crying so hard and the tears are runnign down my huge noseless face and ughgha;g

3. OKAY i would laie;k people to stop harrasing me about the charred meats stand, you have NO PROOF that the charred meats are taken from "illicit sources" or whatever that garbage is, you are a bunch of useless dickbagaghs.

4. the next person to say i have no boobs is going to get a mouth full of bloody teeth. who are you to judgd me? i am not the only person who was affected by th radiation? look at yourselfs!

5. i am terribly worried about vampires. i am pretty sure i saw a slwe of them skkulking about outside the meats stand, what were they doing ther! they should know we do not sell blood or raw materials at the charred meats stand, it is the CHARRED MEATS STAND for christs sake i mean GOD

so if you see a vampire please TELL ME or the proper authorities but tell me first
because vampires are very dangerous to my livlihood and the people around me i guess

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